Just how broke is the band? This scientific calculator, the Wealth-o-Tron™, will keep you informed on the band's financial well-being. Are your purchases funding art or enabling excess? You decide!
|Status||Wealth Level||Indicators||Societal Status||Mary Heart Would *|
|Destitute||Boozing in the gutters||Losers||Screech for police!|
|Currently >||Deeply In Debt||Hiding credit card statements from our spouses||Starving Artists||Stiffly ignore us|
|Scraping by||It ain't paying the bills, but it ain't dragging us down either||Wanna-Bes||Smile and walk by|
|Making a Living||We're like accountants without the bad suits||Hanger-Ons||Invite us to sit in the ET audience|
|Minor Rocks Star Riches||Better than we deserve, but still not driving Ferraris||Rock Stars||Invite us to a fabulous soiree|
|Rock God Riches!||Discussing charity work with Bono on our yacht||Rock Gods||Beg us for an interview|
|Music Moguls||Executing a hostile takeover against David Geffen||Plutocrats||Pee in her $400 panties|
* This is a scientific measure of what Mary Heart, world renowned host of Entertainment Tonight, would do upon meeting the band on the street.
By Fitz - 2/6/2006 | Permalink